Hitch hiking

I want to hitchhike someday. But I want to hitchhike differently than all the other millions of hitchhikers. If I were to do it, I would have to be able to select the cars I got in.
I'll walk you through it.

I would have this backpack, full of things. Random things. I would give the signal, thumbs up, as cars passed. Most likely all the people who stopped would be weird old dudes in pick up trucks..or farmers. Whenever they were to stop, I would have to quickly analyze the situation. To all the older men, I'd have to say no, unless I knew them, then I'd have them drop me off at a friends house or something and start agian. Really, the only person I'd wanna be picked up by while hitch hiking is a beautiful lady. Once I'm in the beautiful ladys car I would make her laugh, joke around, just have fun. And tell her I needed to go like 30 miles away so I would be in the car with her for a while. I would begin to pull out the items from my bag randomly. I'd get out my cell phone and call my mom and see how shes doing. Get out my gameboy and catch some pokemon. Just confuse her. It'd be fun to see the beautiful lady's reaction. Then whenever she dropped me off I would get her number, and we would go on several dates, making her fall in love with me, eventually leading to our marriage. Just how I do it.
Ok, that whole thing was outrageously stupid, but you ask to much of us, 10 blogs a month. I had to fill the space with something, les.